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lornasp:

There’s a situation happening all across the world and so far, only the British news media seems to have reported upon it.

Right now there are numerous intelligent women across the land who are presently in crisis mode. It’s all due to an actor whom you may or may not be aware of named Benedict Cumberbatch. You’ll probably be very aware of him soon. He’s currently shooting the new Star Trek movie, he appeared inTinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy and War Horse, and he is the eponymous star of the BBC detective serial,Sherlock.

You also should know that Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t a man. He’s a situation that me and most of my friends are all having.

Since the last series of Sherlock aired, perfectly nice and law abiding ladies have been feverishly pirating copies of “The Reichenbach Fall” and posting dreamy GIFs of its climatic moments on tumblr. Clips from YouTube of Mr. Cumberbatch reading children’s stories, imitating Alan Rickman and dancing to “Thriller” have been flooding Gmail inboxes across the globe. For my part, I actually built myself a “Cumbernest” this past weekend. Instead of leaving the house and meeting actual men, I surrounded my bed with wine, water, and British chocolate all in preparation to watch Cumberbatch star in the BBC movie Hawking. I then sent a friend multiple texts that essentially broke down to “Have you watched Hawking yet?”, “Watch Hawking. Watch Hawking. WatchHawking.”, and finally, “MY NERVES.”

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hufflepuffpsychology:

The Dr. John Watson’s of the world, you may say …

Pretty much just reblogging for that comment there ^

televisionismypatronus:

irene-addled:

Thanks again to fiesfettfaulfilosofisch for linking me to this video. You probably won’t see this but really, thank you.

OHHHHHH….okay.

Yeeesssss!! I knew it was this the moment I saw it. And may I just add (because I never tire of saying this) I SAW THIS GET FILMED!!! Fuck yeeeah! Even Benedict giggled a bit at the ridiculousness of it all XD

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bilvobaggins:

 #holy shit how many weeks do you think martin had to work out for before he could actually lift benedict #because there’s no way he could have picked him up with no problem

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Irene Adler’s text to Sherlock. (A Scandal in Belgravia)

SHE JUST FUCKING SHIPS IT

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bakerstreetbabes:

kimberbatch:

TRAILER NOW PLEASE.

Ardy at the reins here. We have an official air date, folks. I have entirely too many feelings about this. I mean, I’ve seen the ep, but until I saw the confirmed airdate just there, five minutes ago, it didn’t really hit me that SHERLOCK IS ACTUALLY COMING BACK.

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anexplosionofthespianhotness:

hurryupmerlin:

mertoness:

Love his facial expression <3

idk I just love this photo, okay?

Right. I’m going to go home, solve the case and fuck John hard against the wall. Hard. With gusto. 

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timburtonslittlehelper:

hogwartsradio:

Sirius Black

1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

1. Neville and Being Badass.
2. Neville and Being Badass.
3. Neville and Being Badass.
4. Neville and Being Badass.
5. Neville and Being Badass.
6. Neville and Being Badass
7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
4. Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

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lifefrommyworld:

Stephen Fry meeting Lady Gaga for the Fianacial Times.

I love these photo’s. Also, have to add, when I was watching QI yesterday, they had a little break and Stephen Fry mentioned Lady Gaga, he was all “I know her, she’s my friend” *smug grin* It was brilliant! I think I was the only person that laughed, unfortunately because his mic had gone wrong. Though, it wasn’t a big studio, and I wasn’t close so other’s MUST have heard… perhaps they hadn’t seen these though. Fools.

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earlfoolish:

introvertsarepeopletoo:

inkandorange:

almondflakes:

speakwordspunchnarwals:

148km:

teallikethecolor:

Pony me!

Pony yourself!

my pony self is Benedict Cumberbatch

obviously

oh hay guise

aw ye

angry pony forever

Not even a brony, couldn’t care less.

The only difference between me and this pony is:   my watch is broken and so I don’t wear it.

Accurate

Always.

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